I have trouble articulating after reading half-arsed (shit) reviews like that coz they make me angry. To please Toozey i won't go into some foul-mouthed tirade (I am Itchin' to though)...

"Conceptual, psychedelic death metal from a cuppla Brits who think way too much."

1. It's NOT Death Metal
2. I'll assume the reviewer is American - they always say 'Brits think too much' when they don't understand us or our ways.

"it sounds like Romanian horror movie muzak"

I wasn't aware that the Romanians made horror movies BUT if the soundtracks sound like Mithras I shall be hunting them down :wink:

"I dunno why they really had to bother with the two-headed dog gunk"

An 'interesting' criticism - I must be feeling tired coz i just don't understand this part or what 2 headed dog gunk actually is?!?!?

"Most of the reviews I’ve read about this record seem to have it pegged as a masterpiece of extreme metal, so maybe I’m just missing the point completely"

At last - the admission by the reviewer that he/she doesn't know what the fuck he/she (he-she) is talking about.....and there was me just a minute ago sayin' that I couldn't articulate myself but maybe it's just the reviewer who's having trouble :twisted:

P.S. Sorry for the F word Toozey 8)

i dont think this guy is really a fan of extreme metal, probably knows of it, but not about it and just prefers his Poo Fighters
dunno what to say really - ashamed.... ashamed.....

"Fupping bastage!"

Whats with the two headed dog comment anyway?

Yeah, It's like saying something kicks ass, or is shit, without giving a valid reason for it.

Thats like me saying Anal Cunt kick ass (even when I know for a fact that musically, they are worse than a dying asthmatic retard paying xylophone)


.................DEFENDERS OF THE HATE! (uses the offical baron xaeiroe smilie)