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 Post subject: Max Brooks: The Zombie Survival Guide
PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 12:51 pm 
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One of the best, and most informative books I have ever read. This book covers EVERYTHING you need to know in the event of a zombie attack (ranging from a couple of flesheaters at the corner store, to a planetwide Zombie Apocalypse) such as
- Scenario's
- Weapons, and the advantages and disadvantages of using certain weapons (Take note, all you people who reckon carrying a ten pound chainsaw, with a limited fuel supply, will save you in the event of Fleasheating Oblivion)
- How you're a complete idiot if you think you can just get a bunch of friends together, get some weapons, and go "kick ass"
- Methods of transport
- Defending your home
- Actual historical zombie outbreak/attack acounts (...aye!)
- Steps one should take when confronted with a mob
- Preperation
- Makeshift weapons
- How to deal with other human survivors who are I) Renegades II) Unable to tell the difference between the soon to be dead and the already dead III) Uncooperative IV) Idiots
- Keep yourself sane while hiding from zombies
- Useful buildings to hide in, and how to prepare your own fortress
- Why you still aint safe if you're on a boat


Reading this book will allow you to use more than 5% of your brain, cure cancer, realise once and for all that Bruce Campbell is the ultimate in zombie warfare, and give you a 70-100% chance of survival in the event of a zombie attack.
In fact, I'm considering going back in time to tell the disciples not to bother writing the bible, this book's better.

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 Post subject: Re: Max Brooks: The Zombie Survival Guide
PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 5:42 pm 
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Baron Xaeiroe wrote:
Reading this book will allow you to realise once and for all that Bruce Campbell is the ultimate in zombie warfare,


You need a book to tell you that?

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:29 pm 
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Fuck no

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if only Zombies were real....













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